  1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up?
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works,right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your woo-woo.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56 .. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.
 | ^^^^ i never played your requests again :( |
 | LOL some of these are great!
Mind if I add them to my Humor Website?
|
 | Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George had been in the pool and was cold. This gal comes into the room where he is changing and sees him. She giggles and laughs at him. All night he is saying, "But, I had shrinkage!" |
 | ..My ex wife not a woman known for her sense of hee haws ( and not a woman t be trifled with) said it best.."Ya wanna cihiver the old boy's timbers ..Next time he is strutting the lil fella..say .".Awww ain't he just adorable..So cute ..where's the rest?"..Now I am a good humored senseless guy t that always wondered just who the hell she was referring to...?..The other thing..I didn't know that women (some -most) have a nicknamje for OUR monthly visitor Which my dear had Christened "George".. Now I know that never to ask a simple q about something so complex yet personal as your monthly George..But dang it why do you suppose "George"? |
 | #31 was a gut buster! but they are all excellent (never heard any, but i might not be that experienced). lmao!! |
 | Oh dang, should I share this or not? What the heck. There was this guy that was always bragging how he was "packin" and always giving the girls a hard time. Well, one night after a night of drinking, we all decided to go skinny dipping. Now, this was Canada in October. He stripped off his clothes first and Cathy B. looks at him and says, "you don't have a dick". He said, "Do so, I'm just really cold. (hadn't hit the water yet) Cold didn't cover it. There was nothing to be seen. From then on, Mr. Packin' was christened "the needle dink bug f**ker". He didn't strut and crow as much after that. |
| ^^^^ it was shrinkage dammmit !!!!!! |
 | You can't make butter with a tooth pick... |
Comment deleted at the request of the author. | #41- tops. That's all that matter to us romantics-LOL. A keeper post to pull out on short notice- Ouch I think I hurt myself on that one. |
 | Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
Rotflmboooooooooooooooooooo.....all of em are hilarious!!! |
 | LOL! It's about time men get theirs! |
| Funny? I've never heard any of those before. I mean, I'm just sayin'.......... |
 | hahahaha..somehow I missed these yesterday.
I had my experience too, and NOT a pleasant one..lol |
| mellajenn....do tell! LOL |
Comment deleted at the request of the author. | LMAO at warpedq...
I can't tell, I am already having a bad day..lol, and it wasn't once , it was TWICE!!!
You get to the point that you want to ask first...how awful is that????? |
| go ahead mella...........tell em about our..........date........... |
| No, please , why don't you! ANd it isn't that video you posted last night..lol |
| i told ya i had 2 do it........otherwise u would not feel it...... |
| next time I will do it to you..lmao |
| did u not see my tramp stamp???.......EXIT ONLY |
| You stole it from me.. :p |
| bend over n smile............it will b over quick |
| OH CRAP................lmao |
| now wheres my breakfast?? |
| I don't know what are you cooking us? |
 | jimsimmons wrote on Mar 4, '09, edited on Mar 4, '09 Reminds me of a joke.
This guy and gal were getting ready to get it on for the first time. After they stripped, she took a look, and disappointed with the small size asked,
"Who do you expect to satisfy with that?"
He replied, "me". |
| When a women complains that the peg is too small for the hole, have they ever considered that, just maybe, the hole is too large for the peg? LOL
I guess it all depends on whether your glass is half full or half empty. |
 | Question....I thought thsi blog was for the girls only? |
| and for that last male response.....if Momma ain't happy no one is happy! |
| If this doesn't concern men no topic does lol |
| |
LOL some of these are great!
I stay out of the drama on Multiply and remove contacts that are involved in it!
